In a Dick of a Pickle

You may have noticed the Gobblin's treatise on Legends. I'm trying to find my own blogging destiny and doing that while trying to be individual can be F#$%^%ing hard!

Options:

-Afflicted soon to be divorcee with a ferocious yearning for sex.
-Horny animal with a gender complex.
-Cross dresser (it's a bit boring, but I can be an anonymous politician who has an addiction to Jimmy Choo's and suspender belts).
-Condoleeza Rice?

......

Any suggestions?

Ahem...

I'm really sorry peeps.
A.A. = Anal Addiction.

:)

Have a nice day.