Wednesday, November 01, 2006

Re: Image is Everything


Thought I'd try to really photoshop myself to sveltdom and I don't know how I fared, but I think I cleaned up really good.

I'm hoping the Gobblin' approves.

Wednesday, August 09, 2006

25 sexual things about the Muffmeister

1. ( I hate stupid lists that are supposed to make poeple look like white hot fuck meisters and each time I see one, I want to fuck the 25 'things about me' people in the ass.) x 25 = 25


If you have time to make a long list, then you're not getting those sexual things are you?

Thought I'd clarify that. I'm kinda tired of reading 'I like a finger up my ass as she's sucking my cock.' Yeah buddy, you an entire army.

Monday, July 31, 2006

In a Dick of a Pickle

You may have noticed the Gobblin's treatise on Legends. I'm trying to find my own blogging destiny and doing that while trying to be individual can be F#$%^%ing hard!

Options:

-Afflicted soon to be divorcee with a ferocious yearning for sex.
-Horny animal with a gender complex.
-Cross dresser (it's a bit boring, but I can be an anonymous politician who has an addiction to Jimmy Choo's and suspender belts).
-Condoleeza Rice?

......

Any suggestions?

Thursday, July 27, 2006

Ahem...

I'm really sorry peeps.
A.A. = Anal Addiction.

:)

Have a nice day.